Surreal Broken Bottles & Records
At some point whilst penning that last point our heads disappeared up our own fundaments in search of the truth to this sorry tale. And good readers of Technically Crunchy, it is indeed a very sorry tale and not a cute mouse’s tail, no, a proper tale, like the ones the Brothers Grimm penned to trick kids into stuff.
Mic Wright, erstwhile uber tweeter has fallen victim to a cruel fake Mic Wright. To clarify that’s Mic Wright famous for his soft skin and wit and not because he was in Steps or Hollyoaks.
Having ourselves dabbled in posing as real people, we know only too well how funny such accounts can be.
But not when they are created to settle a score - that’s just bullying, pure and simple and frankly it gives reputable tech troubadours like us a bad name, hiding as we do behind a platted ginger beard.
But and it’s a big shortly to be banned by my ISP provider Butt, Mic you need to simply ignore your crudely drawn baiter. Using your powers of written persuasion will only fuel their fire. Trust us, we only get excited when people talk about us (feel free to) and you’ve just given the twonk a platform.
If you know who it is, don’t call them out for a fight and please god not on Primrose Hill. At least try Burgess Park late one Friday night as there is every chance your nemesis will be killed proper like on his or her way to the punch up.
You know who it is, so just get them framed for grand larceny or some such and the use their own weapon of choice against them.
Hell blame them for the Facebook IPO.