Kernel becomes new Battle of Waterloo, Abba not getting paid to write song about it
We’ve been too busy not writing for mad Roman Emperor Milo Yiannopoulos to write ourselves.
A version of the truth is that we had hand strain or work/run/found a well trendy startup you’ve heard of and our board got wind of our moonlighting.
Or possibly neither of those and something to do with puppy love.
But we simply had to emerge from the bedlam superhighway to pass comment and judgement of the tales of The Kernel not paying writers.
It seems the intern thought she should be paid and the other one seemed confused when he wasn’t. Whilst the one who got parodied and possibly inhabits his own fundament, just went quiet.
Given Emperor Nero has been enjoying vacations in Florida and more recently brut scented tours in Cologne, we can only hope that the money owed has been lost in transit.
Milo, if you’re listening and trying to pawn your ears to keep the lights on, remember Benny and Bjorn want their money!