TechShitty Commits Trademark Violation
So our much vaunted tech quango has published a lame ass magazine featuring Elizabeth Varley on a rope, a dude in a raincoat and an accompanying website that commits too many sins to mention.
Words fail us, or did, until this next sentence.
If you watch Doctor Who you may recall the running theme in a previous series in which a fissure opened in the space time continuum into which anything that fell was wiped from time.
This feels a little bit like that.
Our undercover honeytraps within TechShitty HQ tell us the bottomless stares of technocrats follow their every sashay to the fax machine are getting more frequent.
Not a retro hipster fax machine, a real live, facsimile creator!
Also note that if you wish to be hypnotised by BMW’s, Kensington and a blonde lady with a broken wrist go to their website, where you will observe in your browser tab that TechCity thinks it’s Twitter, appropriating their trademarked icon for their own purposes.
To what end, who the fuck cares?